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Woman charged with smuggling fish in skirt

June 6, 2005 (SYDNEY, Australia) – There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in the southern city of Melbourne on a flight from Singapore and found 51 live tropical fish allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.

Bush Aide Softened Greenhouse Gas Links to Global Warming
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By: Andrew C. Revkin

A White House official who once led the oil industry's fight against limits on greenhouse gases has repeatedly edited government climate reports in ways that play down links between such emissions and global warming, according to internal documents. In handwritten notes on drafts of several reports issued in 2002 and 2003, the official, Philip A. Cooney, removed or adjusted descriptions of climate research that government scientists and their supervisors, including some senior Bush administration officials, had already approved. In many cases, the changes appeared in the final reports.

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The dozens of changes, while sometimes as subtle as the insertion of the phrase "significant and fundamental" before the word "uncertainties," tend to produce an air of doubt about findings that most climate experts say are robust.

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Exxon Helps Formulate US Environmental Policies

By: John Vidal, environment editor

Wednesday June 8, 2005

President George Bush's decision not to sign the United States up to the Kyoto global warming treaty was partly a result of pressure from ExxonMobil, the world's most powerful oil company, and other industries, according to US State Department papers seen by the Guardian. The documents, which emerged as Tony Blair visited the White House for discussions on climate change before next month's G8 meeting, reinforce widely-held suspicions of how close the company is to the administration and its role in helping to formulate US policy.

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Dull, low-level jobs linked to heart problems

Study: Little control over tasks may lead to cardiovascular disease

Updated: 3:46 p.m. ET June 7, 2005

WASHINGTON - Dull, steady, unexciting jobs may make the heart beat in an unchanging, rapid rhythm – which in turn could lead to heart disease, British researchers reported. They found that men with "low-grade jobs," meaning they had little control over daily tasks, and men in low social positions had faster and less-variable heart rates.

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US defense spending half of world total: Swedish report

STOCKHOLM, June 7 (Xinhuanet) -- The United States' defense expenditure in 2004 accounted for almost half of the global total and exceeded the 32 next most powerful nations combined, a prominent Swedish think tank said Tuesday.

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"Here's the question ~ the fundamental question, the president believes, is when federal funding is involved, he believes it is wrong to destroy some life for the benefit of other life." - Ken Mehlman, Chairman of the Republican Party.

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